User:Moulton/What If Slim Were Ethical

Title: What If Slim Were Ethical
Artist: UseOnceAndDestroy
Composer: Eric Bazilian and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: What If God Were One of Us (Joan Osborne)

If Slim had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to her face
If you were faced with her in all her glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

And yeah yeah Judd is great
Yeah yeah Judd is good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if Judd was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If Slim had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like evidence and due process
And civil rights and all that nonsense

And yeah yeah Judd is great
Yeah yeah Judd is good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if Judd was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to Utah all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for your browser maybe in Chrome

And yeah yeah Judd is great
Yeah yeah Judd is good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if Slim were ethical
Just a thought (perhaps nonsensical)
Albeit strangely evangelical
Trying to make her way home
Just trying to make her way home
Like the subject of a tome
Up in Canada all alone
Just trying to make her way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for your browser maybe in Chrome

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