User:Moulton/Bugger the Board Talk

Title: Bugger the Board Talk
Artist: Angela Beesely
Composer: Arthur Resnick, Kenny Young, and Bar Room Dork Associates
Midi: Under the Boardwalk
YouTube: Under the Boardwalk (The Drifters)

Oh, when the critics kvell,
And burns the tar pit down in hell,
And your jeers get so hot,
You wish your tired songs had better snot.
Bugger the Board Talk
Down by the glee-ee-ee-yeah,
On a flipchart with my fantasy,
'S where I'll be.

(Bugger the Board Talk,) out of the glum.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) we'll be having some fun.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) critics snarking above.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) we'll be Wiki in love.
(Bugger the Board Talk, Board Talk.)

From the snark you hear,
The crappy sound of a diatribe.
Mmmm-mmm. You can almost smell the brimstone,
And sulphur stench of jibe.
Bugger the Board Talk,
Down by the glee-ee-ee-yeah,
On a flipchart with my fantasy,
'S where I'll be.

(Bugger the Board Talk,) out of the glum.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) we'll be dissing the scum.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) critics snarking above.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) we'll be Wiki in love.
(Bugger the Board Talk, Board Talk.)

Ohhhhhhh.
Bugger the Board Talk,
Down by the glee-ee-ee-yeah,
On a flipchart with my fantasy,
'S where I'll be.

(Bugger the Board Talk,) out of the glum.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) we'll be having some fun.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) critics snarking above.
(Bugger the Board Talk,) we'll be Wiki in love.
(Bugger the Board Talk, Board Talk.)


CopyClef 2009 Arthur Resnick, Kenny Young, and Bar Room Dork Associates.
North American Bupkes. All songs abused.